If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
I don't know who he was, where he came from, or where he went, but he just handed me a bowl of mac and cheese and left. It was good too.
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She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
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After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
I'm going to come in the middle of the night and attack you with spoons
If I'm not there when the plane leaves, I didn't make it through security. See you at home! Vegas bitches!!!
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