K, im just throwing this out there, i am not making out with any of his friends... Especially the cross eyed one.
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
while 90% of the female population goes to worship a fictional character tonight at midnight, I will be taking advantage of having the bars ALL TO MYSELF.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
This is why I can't have Wednesdays.... Or adult decisions.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
Just learned that the cute guy I've been flirting with at the beach this whole time is actually an inmate working in the community instead of being in prison.. My life is unreal
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
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