If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
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he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
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We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
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