He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
What are you doing tonight?
Watching dora the explorer and pining for a sex life.
I'm watching a show called "I didn't know I was pregnant" on TLC...Apparently this happens enough that there is a series
just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
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they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
is one penis in the hand worth one better nicer penis in the manscaped bush?
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I don't know how it happened. All I did was tell her I was impressed by her presentation. Her nail marks on my back ain't going away anytime soon.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
Remember Christopher who always sends me pictures of his penis? Look to your right, boy in the blue.
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
Can we start referring to attractive men as "A fine piece of dick?"
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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