just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
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whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
I apparently spent $173 at the bar last night. The proof is in the vomit on my pillow and the receipt I tried to clean it up with.
Cracked my iPhone screen. Real bad. Girl from last night isn't ugly yet. Stop me if you still think she belongs under a bridge. You have 12 seconds.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
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He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
he came to me for relationship advice and we ended up fucking in my backseat
You opened the door to your apartment and shrieked "THE CHAIR IS GONE!" then punted a bag of votive candles
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
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