new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
Did you spray paint that captain morgan fifth that's in the freezer gold?
Come get her ASAP. She's "people bowling," which is just her rolling into random groups of people. People look pissed.
I have the most nasty and explicit wet dreams of my boss that I'm embarrassed to look him in the face. I'd be pregnant or promoted if he only knew
I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
OUR DIABOLICAL SLUT PLAN HATH COMMENCED!
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
I met her parents last night. Her dad smelled like weed and kept yelling "I HAVE ALLERGIES AHHH MY EYES ARE BURNING!" During dinner It had to be good weed he didn't even know he was yelling.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
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