I may have told her we're dating for a handjob, Fake tits are overrated.
Flying into Chicago for a few days, getting re-deployed in September, we should probably fuck
Kristina got the same text from you just now, she's sitting next to me, how many people did you send this to?
just thinking about him makes my vagina shudder.
He just left me a message saying he left the rest of the weed for me. Did i just get paid for sex? And if yes did i just get paid in drugs?
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It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
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LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
The two of us went back to your place, had sex, peed in cups, then i went home. Literally all i know
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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