i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
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Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
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Just peed in the fountain while its snowing. Fell flat on my ass, literally my butt naked ass in a pile of snow. It's safe to say I'm done with drinking on weekdays
Why is it that when I sustain a serious injury people are more concerned with my level of inebriation than my personal safety?
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
My favorite part was when you kept telling everyone you were being "green" by drinking straight out of the bottle so u weren't wasting a cup.
You make me want to do things that I'm pretty sure are illegal.
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