why are there post-it notes all around the apartment labeled where you guys had sex and in what position
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
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Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
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Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
we got cockblocked by his mom again...its like she has a radar on me
please stop trying to sleep with him
home. only unpacked the necessities...contact case and beer.
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