OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
All i remember before i blacked out is you pointing to a random chick and telling me to bang her for America.
The girls at the police department photocopied my drinking ticket and told me to frame it and hang it on my wall. Then they gave me a free muffin and told me to party smarter next time.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
I think girls have an advantage in chugging contests. We know how to just open our throats.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
This friendship isnt goin to work if you dont respond to my drunk texts
My cats name is now jello shot. How much do you love me right now?
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