I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
Disregard that. She just puked into her boot and started screaming.
i drank out of a bidet.
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I bruised my spine.. Jungle gyms were clearly not meant for sex.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
My nose hurts from that stripper beating me with her tits
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
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I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
you know you're doing something right when your drug dealer insists on hugging you before you leave.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
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