Yeah, I tried playing the "see how long he can stay inside of me" game.. And I lost.
She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
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Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Important life lesson - flammable and inflammable mean the same thing
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
I have bruises covered in glitter and someone just asked me if I realized I'm bleeding from both ears. This is awkward.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
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FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
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