I'll bet she douches with gravy.
this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
I can feel you judging me through the phone.
I just drank til 6am then boned a 32 yr old that looks exactly like ET. Oh god.
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4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
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Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
Ok well my life just seems more exciting by default because I'm dating my married boss and sexting with my ex
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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