Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
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Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
I dropped my keys into the toaster and felt it push down as I pulled them out. Couldn't stop thinking it was a bad idea the whole time.
I still don't know how you've lived this long.
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he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
If my dick was big enough to fuck the eye of a hurricane, I would.
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
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