During sex he started singing that song in Forgetting Sarah Marshall--"Inside of You"--by Russell Brand
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
For a day that started with shitting my pants, things turned out fairly well.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
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When the cops came you just told them you'd go to your time out corner.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
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I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
I want Walter White to make me a bologna sandwich while I'm chained to a support
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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