Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
Some guy seriously just got Jimmy Johns delivered to him at the graduation ceremony. This cannot be real life.
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I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
Well, I convinced myself I had a sixth toe and then I ripped it off. So I PRAY you're doing better than me.
I told her the party couldn't handle my playlist LAZERBAWLS and I was right. Cops in the basement, orgy in the kitchen, jousting in the living room.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
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Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
I want a musical about memes.
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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