I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
then you asked me to turn your jeans into "jorts" just long enough to cover your ballsack
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
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Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Quick!! What's a good reason for me to have rug burn on my chin?
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
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I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
Cant leave im designed bacon maker you come here
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
And then you screamed, "I JUST WANNA POUR MAPLE SYRUP ALL OVER HIM AND RAVISH HIS BODY!!"
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