I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
3 complete strangers have joyously high-fived me on campus today. Tell me why, starting after jager bomb #4.
anyone who has a picture of a ferrari with the caption "mAh DreAM caR" is getting denied as my facebook friend.
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
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this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
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His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
Dunno. My heart says "no", my brain says "maybe" and my dick says "YES YES FOR THE LOVE OF GOD YES!!"
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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