420 ftw
So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
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I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Today's forecast is horny with strong chance of booty calls. Low of Craigslist cruising, and a high of climaxing in a stranger's bed.
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
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I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
If I stopped drinking I'd have to take up murdering.
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
Everybody at Lexi's party found out I'm both a screamer and a moaner after he ate me out on the pool table downstairs. Just another sunday night in Alaska
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