community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
explain to me why "crisis hotline lolz" is in my contacts?
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i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
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I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Don't even start with me. You know damn well if you walked into a bathroom with two girls naked in the shower you would stay too. Regardless how drunk I was or whether or not you were my ride.
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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