Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
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you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
Like who turns down taking a nap inside of someone in 2014.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
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I told him I had an IUD and he asked me how was a bomb a form of birth control..
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
Oh yeah I meant to tell you the Tomb Raider looking girl so crop dusted me on the stairway
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
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