whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
I just used celery as a chaser. That's the level of my refrigerator.
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This whole situation could've been avoided if you would've just let me open the beer
There was a staple in my grits at waffle house last night. My knees are bruised as hell. And I puked pink all over my bathroom. Gooood night.
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
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There was a time I was reining queen of Sunday funday... And at that same time I also weighed 20 pounds more, had the morale of a spearmint rhino stripper, and woke up most mornings asking more questions than fucking Barbara Walters. I think I just wrote my own epitaph.
I like her. She smells like old lady but tastes like whiskey
"Local woman assaults strangers with sex toy" is a headline I never want to be about me.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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