You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
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dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...
I just discovered cum stains from two different guys on my wall. I don't know whether to be proud or horrified.
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
Guess who just got a Christian Beliefs class to seriously discuss the spiritual implications of dolphin rape?
I used to think not drinking while I was pregnant was not gonna be a problem, but I now I'm like shit that's a long time
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
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