who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
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I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
My mom just set up beer pong in the dining room for family game night. and you ask why I'm still living at home.
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
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High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
I'm calling in my "fuck at anytime anywhere" card. Meet me at my place in 20 min, wear your Waldo costume.
Then James put his arms through the window and grabbed him, like he was Robocop. A nerdy, portly Robocop.
Who is this?
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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