making cat noises will not fix the situation.
I just saw a man salute the budweiser truck on the highway. I want to follow him and shake his hand.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
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mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
he came so fast he could have be employed at jimmy johns
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
I started drinking at around 8.. Started heavily drinking around 815.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
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Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
I'm sober. Being kissed by a chick with a llama puppet. Shoot me now.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
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