Sponge bath it is.
Either he has two lazy eyes or he really likes my tits..
then my best friend's brother, boyfriend, and future bro in law showed up at the bar. they asked who i was there with. didn't know if "a 40 year old man" or "my 5th grade teacher" was better answer.
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
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You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
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The pastor just stopped the sermon to lay hands on me. THAT hungover.
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
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