I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
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Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
I feel like someone kicked me repeatedly in the ribs. I don't think sex is supposed to do that.
So maybe putting the blacklight above the futon wasn't the best idea...
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I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
Dude we need to hang out soon. I'm in the mood to get arrested again.
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
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