Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
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No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
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It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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