before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
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we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
I'm cooling my balls with a beer because I'm too cheap to turn on the AC
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The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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