i kinda do this "flirt with girls and pretend to be a hot white guy named chris" thing
I wish you wouldn't refer to your breast milk as "ammunition"
I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
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Nothing says true friendship like 2 people bonding over potentially having AIDS.
i came on her dog
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
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did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
He was 6'8" - I shit you not! He sat up in my bed and the ceiling fan got him right in the forehead.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
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