Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
grandma shit on top of the toilet
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
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He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
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So a sorority girl just introduced herself to me by saying "a guy I used to fuck just threw up on me" and then she grinded on me
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
Would I be a horrible mom if I got a babysitter at 6am so I could go get laid.
Went as "Party on, Wayne." And left as, "Partied out Wayne in a foot boot with new medical bills." Fuck Halloween...and vodka.
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
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