Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
It is 3am. I'm at a pizzeria with my 4 friends. The one to my right is throwing up on herself, the one to my left is crying hysterically by herself, the one in front of me is passed out on the table, and the other is trying to find a taxi and I'm pretty sure a guy is sticking his hand up her skirt. Tourists are taking pictures. Help me.
I found the pot of gold last night, and it was full of bad decisions.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
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just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
I'm drinking wine from the cap of my laundry detergent container, wearing my bed sheet as a cape. How do you think I'm taking it?
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
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Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
Then while I was crying on his shoulder, he got a boner. Soo. I kinda just hopped on.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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