She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
if there werent so many compromising pictures of me in the hands of so many liberal friends, id consider going into politics
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
okay im going to go eat, shower and find underwear... call if you want.... but ill be listenig to glee VERY loudly.
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sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
My aunt totally just drunk dialed me when i was super stoned, it was so intense
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
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I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
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