this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
Hey welcome to Rick's drunk text tree. Rick is drunk right now please respond with "shut up" to remove your name from this list. Thanks for playing.
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Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
Turns out, his fucking is as lame and staggered as his NFL career.
I asked if he wanted to come over and he said he was busy. Then I sent him a pic of me in the bath with the bottle of wine I already finished and all of a sudden he was free. Booty calls are too easy.
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
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I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
And I woke up by myself with peanut butter.. Cool
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
You don’t need a wing man if you have a solid hook up on the pumpkin pie
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