Can i not drive my cunt home
ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
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I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
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I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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