You made me cry and you don't even care
Fuck, operation next sex victim is on as soon as i get back. Do not sleep with that red head, nobody likes accidental ginger babies.
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
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Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
I just want to jump into a ballpool of dicks now.
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
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Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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