why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
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Her tits were the only thing that upgraded her from "no way in fuck" to "drunken mistake"
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
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Seriously. What did you do to me. You have a monstercoooooock.
I can't believe I just typed monstercoooooock. Twice.
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
Don't patronize me, I thought of that on peyote, so it was basically like a message from God.
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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