I wish I had my old roomstes number so I could send him pictures from lastnight... I had a blast banging his "true love" now that I think about it we're even don't worry about that gas bill you didn't pay. Ur girl worked it off!
i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
If I was doing exactly what I wanted right now I would be getting fucked on a jet ski while listening to "When Love Takes Over" by Kelly Rowland while eating french fries.
Dude their dog does tricks for sips of beer. He keeps going up next to people and trying to shake. This is awesome.
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Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
I'm fucked up. I can't drink anymore. We stole a cat.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
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I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
Btw, if I didn't have 3 limbs in restraints and my free hand offing myself with the pocket rocket, I would have snap chatted you. Next time.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
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