Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
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eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
Reached a new low. Drinking Wine from my thermos while on the stair master.
Why on earth is he slamming his body into the wall again?
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well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
75% of the time I swipe right on Bumble for girls over 40 is because I think their 18 year old daughter is hot.
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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