Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
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just dropped my bong into 7 pieces, and carried the glass shards around my house. dad saw the blood dripping down my arms, and asked if i slit my wrists. way too high to laugh at this.
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
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I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
he's like a horny 3rd grader on cocaine. he needs a leash
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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