Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I was being carried out of the bar, but then my friend saw Pat who just got kicked out scaling the wall to sneak back in, so he carried me back in, sat me on the bar stool, and the bartender just let us all keep drinking.
Being persistent has its perks my friend.
Maybe you should have studied instead of worrying about who is going to have sex with you
The worst mistakes make the best memories. Write that down.
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how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
sorry about having a shotput competition with your microwave, seemed like a good idea at the time
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
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Do you still have "be bumpin" written on your ass in glitter pen? Who brings a glitter pen to a bar? Or pulls there ass out for that matter...
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
We need to get me chipped asap
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
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