I loved tuna sandwiches so much in grade school it was so embarrassing
Everyday all the kids would be like oh grosss whose eating tuunnaa
I need to go to a fraternity... my boobs are telling me to.
how the fuck am i supposed to make breakfast with spaghettios and mustard
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
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And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
Liquid roulette time! Black Mystery Cups are filled with either ipecac, whiskey, or NyQuil. Let's have fun
gorilla chasing a banana on crotch rockets. Halloween is getting way too real
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
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I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
I'm not wearing pants, but I'm wearing a tiara.
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
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