Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
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I would never do this in real life. It's only college.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
I hate him. I fucked every one of his friends AND his fat brother and he still won't break up with me.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
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Are you okay?
I went home with a 38 year old guy in a kilt, do I look okay!
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
i was so blazed last night that i kept imagining a talking eagle sitting next to me encouraging me to smoke more... i listened to it.
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