i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
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duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
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Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
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