I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
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I found a map from his room to his bathroom this morning in my purse. Apparently I was too fucked up to get there without one.
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
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We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
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I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
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