white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
the only reason i invite her is so when the guys start to hit on her i know it's time to take their keys
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
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I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
there's a picture of you and pauly shore at a starbucks on my phone
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
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we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
They have some sort of agreement that they can sleep with other people if it helps then achieve their goal, or something like that
How awkward
Yeah it's pretty fucked up
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
I just saw a girl on the phone crying and eating a sandwich. Thats talent right there.
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