Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
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We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
Somewhere between yelling how am I gonna make it to my flight and more titie shots I stopped caring
Potato salad is not cupcake ingredient
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
foreskin is a definite game changer
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I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
Now that it's over, I can finally say it and not feel bad,dude. Her mustache is better than yours.
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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