She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I feel like everything I touch in this bar I'm gonna get hepatitis. my kinda joint
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Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
I have a huge bruise on my thigh that I am 95% sure is due to you repeatedly throwing me over couches.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
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His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
I snuck out three pillows from the hotel i was rolling so hard. They are like little clouds. I regret nothing.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
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