Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
of course he's cheating on me, she's 100x prettier and she can do the splits
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
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someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
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I need you to use more vowels.
Theres a picture of you standing next to a John Wayne cardboard cutout that says dont drink and drive. your buddy is shirtless holding a beer and youre holding your keys up with marker on your face.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
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I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
THEIR PENISES MATCH. I JUST REALISED THAT. THEY HAVE IDENTICAL DICKS. OH GOD.
Netflix keeps asking me if I'm still watching just because I've been sitting here all afternoon...why do I feel like my tv is judging my life choices?
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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