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why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
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Champagne is a vitamin, right?
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
How is it possible that I'm still a virgin and you've managed to have sex in a cheetah print onesie TWICE
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
Why did I wake up naked with a leg cramp and and extra $550 in my wallet?
my alarm on my phone broke at the bar sooo i had to sleep with someone so i'd wake up on time for work.
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
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