am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
he broke up with me so i peed in his bed
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
do you remember wearing her cheetah rainboots and making bacon shirtless?
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Tell your boss that he's keeping you from eating a fuck sundae off of these 36-24-36 34 D's waiting for you at home on Valentine's Day.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
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I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
Tell me you're alive little brother. And please tell me you didn't get arrested. You made no fucking sense last night in your random texts and pictures you were sending me.
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