i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
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I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
I made him drop me off at the wrong house waited for him to leave and crawled through several fences so he couldnt stalk me. How was your night?
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
You remember the guy that busted in waving a tazer at everyone yelling "get the fuck outta my crib"?
yeah you don't forget that shit easily
We ended up crawling out from our hiding spot and playing pool with him once he calmed down. His name is Marcus. I got his email.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
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i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
I sang Sweet Caroline with a homeless man and made him 25 bucks. Redbull vodka gives you wings!
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
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