i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
Don't worry we did the "promise to get an abortion" handshake
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I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
He said he got laid, but you and i both know he was too high to leave his house.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
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LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
I just wiped my butthole and there was glitter down there.
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